Happy 39 Th Birthday Gif Funny
Whether you're wishing someone a "Happy Birthday" on Facebook, or in one of those ol' fashion cards I've heard so much about, this is a good opportunity for a chuckle.
Here are some of the most funny birthday wishes ever dished out, from old age jokes, to friendly jabs.
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Sorted Birthday Quotes: Funny – 40th – 50th – 60th – Aging Quotes – Happy Birthday Wishes
"With age comes wisdom. You're now the wisest person I know. Happy birthday! -Unknown
"Two secrets on your birthday:
1. Forget the past, you can't change it.
2. Forget the present, I didn't get you one. -Unknown
"If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas. Happy birthday! -Unknown
"Happy birthday! You know you're getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. -Unknown
"May your birthday be filled with joy… and wine. -Unknown
"Happy sweet sixteen or multiple thereof. -Unknown
"Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder. -Unknown
"Today's the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother's uterus. Happy birthday! -Unknown
"Sorry you have to scroll so far down the menus on websites to choose your birth year. Happy birthday you old dog. -Unknown
"You may be over the hill, but at least you're not buried under it… Happy birthday! -Unknown
"I don't remember or care how old you are but let's celebrate like you're 21. -Unknown
"Happy birthday. You might want to check your birth certificate, I think it expired. -Unknown
"At least you're not as old as you will be next year. -Unknown
"Out of all the birthday wishes you get today, I bet mine will be the wishiest. -Unknown
"However old you are is the new 30. Happy birthday! -Unknown
"Let's drink as much on your birthday as your dad did when he found out your mom was pregnant with you. -Unknown
"Congratulations on not being remotely young enough to be picked for the Hunger Games. -Unknown
"May you live twice as long as Michael Jackson and be half as creepy. -Unknown
"May you live so long that no one wants to see you naked. -Unknown
"Happy birthday from your only friend other than alcohol. -Unknown
"Happy birthday to someone old enough to go vintage shopping in their own closet. -Unknown
"I promise to celebrate your 29th birthday for as many as you can think you can get away with it. -Unknown
"I look forward to honoring your request for no gifts. -Unknown
"Happy birthday to someone who's still a long way from being as old and useless as Congress. -Unknown
"The only way I'd love you more is if you were me. -Unknown
"You're not nearly as fat or bald as I thought you'd be at this age. -Unknown
"I'm a bit too lazy to wish you a happy birthday on Facebook. Mind if I just "like" someone else's post? -Unknown
"Looking 40 is great! if you're 50… -Unknown
"Sorry you're old enough that the sloppy, half-naked, passed out people in your Facebook feed are your friend's babies instead of your friends. -Unknown
"When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you've already been doing since you were 15. -Unknown
"What goes up but never comes down? Your age. -Unknown
"Sorry I only wished you a happy birthday in person and not on your Facebook wall. -Unknown
"Let's celebrate the first time you cried naked in someone else's bed. -Unknown
"May you live long enough that you become an emotional and financial burden to your whole family. -Unknown
"Even if it was in haste, I'm glad your parents had unprotected sex around nine months prior to your birth date. -Unknown
"If your birthday party fell on the same night as another birthday party, I'd get the other one out of the way first. -Unknown
"I'm sorry that your January birthday means you were probably conceived on April Fool's Day. -Unknown
Source: https://www.curatedquotes.com/happy-birthday-wishes/funny/
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