Funny Guy Pick Up Lines Reddit
However we try to avoid it, judging a person on the first impression is just human nature. And you usually want that first impression to be nice and show off how cool you are, because otherwise you can lose the opportunity to get along with someone right from the start.
It's especially nerve-wracking when you're talking about a person you might like and want to know more. So you have to think very carefully about what you want your first words to be because there is no turning back.
Most people would advise you to not resort to pickup lines as they are often cheesy and cringey. But they are also often based on a play on words, so in a way, they are kind of funny. And in this list, we gathered the most hilarious ones people on Reddit shared when someone asked "What's your best worst pickup line that would never get you laid but is hilarious?"
Also, this is not the first time Bored Panda has explored various pickup lines and we have a couple of more articles that you might want to check out. If you click here, you will be directed to a list of the cringiest pickup lines we managed to find, and right here, you can look through some conversations from Tinder that people couldn't resist screenshotting and sharing because the pickup lines cause secondhand embarrassment.
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Fast forward 8 years at our wedding, and my new wife asks during our first dance, "so what color is your toothbrush?" I've never been so in love..
This one technically did get me laid. I met a girl at a dance at 15 years old. I asked her to dance during a slow song, and during our small talk, I asked, "so… what color is your toothbrush?" Just the dumbest most ridiculous question I could think of.
I overheard a girl in a bar telling her friends goodbye. I simply leaned in and said, "Don't go." It worked. It worked so well!
Because DAM
Hey girl, are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon on the Colorado River, on the border of Nevada and Arizona, constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935 by President Franklin Delano Roosevelt?
Cute thing looked at me and said "Mike?" (which is not my name). My response was, "No, but I'll change my name if you want." She gave out a gut laugh and walked off. Months later she saw me again and started laughing the instant she saw me. I made an impression, just not the one I wanted I guess.
Back in the day I gave a buddy a pick up line to use. "How much does a polar bear weigh?" He said it to a girl nearby and she's like "idk like 800 lbs?" And he responded, "yeah that's what I was thinking, around 1,000 lbs…" and proceeded to chat her up! smh
Mine was a joke but it was toward my ex and it was hey girl are you a fire alarm cuz your loud and f**king annoying
"Wanna hang / drink / (whatever) Smile = yes No = backflip" Not once has anyone been able to pull off the backflip
So what ya do, is sit at a bar.. and write on a napkin or post-it note or something...
"Hey I think we've met before. I've seen you in the dictionary next to the word wow!" This was one of my High School freshmen. He did not get her number.
Are you drinking skim milk because you think you're fat? Cause you're not. You could drink whole if you wanted to
I saw this somewhere and it made me cry laughing. 10/10 would blow someone who said this to me as an icebreaker.
Damn girl, are you pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because although I'm not really feeling that right now, I do see you over there and I respect what you're doing.
If they say yes, then that means they'd say yes if you asked them out. If they say no, that means they'd say yes if you asked them out. It's foolproof!
Hey, if I asked you out on a date, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
Source: https://www.boredpanda.com/best-worst-pick-up-lines-reddit/
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